Old MacDonald Had a Farm

Colton here....
Today my foster family had their 14 month old granddaughter over to visit. She was watching a show with the song "Old MacDonald had a Farm". Well, Old MacDonald had some cows on his farm and when the cows came on the TV she said "Colton"! Now do I look like a cow?? I guess I look like a cat as well because she was looking at a book that had a black cat with white on it and she called that cat Colton! As for the cow comparison, maybe I should try out for the Chic-Fil-A calendar next year. I am by far a much more handsome guy than some of those cows on their calendars. Don't you just love my McDreamy eyes and my white collar (no starch in it, it's very soft)? I also smell better, am housebroken, take up a lot less room and eat a lot less. I don't moo, and rarely bark, I like to snuggle and lean and I am a very happy guy. I make a much better companion than a cow, so take me home today!!